Trixie: Ahhh Austin – I arrived at last. The high and low-lights thus far…

No, no I’m laughing with her, as she’s had quite a trip already. Either way the post made me snort.

Trixie: Worst Bachelor Party Ever! […] Listen lameasses, you don’t take the groom golfing, and as much as I love it, you don’t set up a game of Halo 2. And you don’t make the guy wear a frickin’ Spider-Man mask! You make him wear a STRIPPER!

Lub.