Petition: Add Tarutaru punting to the next Final Fantasy XI expansion pack. […] Please included a Tarutaru punting mini-game in the next expansion pack to Final Fantasy XI. Everyone was disappointed to learn they could not punt a Tarutaru, they are nearly the size and shape of a football, and should be punted. Thank you for your time in considering the matter.

Couldn’t resist this one… true, I don’t play “much” FF, but in my experiences punting is a worthwhile addition to any video game. Just look at Yeti Sports… who knew that throwing, punting, and twirling penguins could be fun?

Well, true I did, but no one asked me about it, so pft.

Imagine if you could punt a grunt in H2: stick a grenade to one of them, scoop’m up and *punt*… whoo!