Politically Correctness sucks.

The other day I’m walking down a hall at work and someone is walking towards me. She sneezes. I instinctively say “Bless you.” I’ve said that for years whenever someone sneezes. It was even a running joke in Singles. But I’m at work. Now I start thinking “was that right? Should I have said that? What if she’s an atheist? What if she’s offended? What if HR was monitoring this hallway, waiting for just this kind of slip up? Is there a non-religious way to ‘excuse’ someone for blasting germs at you in a sneeze? What’s proper???” All this thought, just for political correctness? Fuck that.

If you sneeze near me, yer getting blessed, dammit, so shup about it.