Pedro throws down Zim in a baseball fight?! Zim is a 70+ year old man that has been in baseball for over five decades. Pedro – known for beaning batters as much as Clemens – tells the bench that he’ll bean them in the head, from the mound, yet doesn’t get tossed. He’s also a cock-gobbling cry baby that whines about flu like symptons in August, when he’s getting shelled by whole teams at a time, and needs to be suspended for 4 games.

Pedro is such a cock bite.