On this, the eve of Election Day 2004 – a prequel to a recount, as Comedy Central puts it – I sift through the voter’s guide that my state has so thoughtfully sent to me – trying to find where I have to go to vote – and I realize that I have but one question on my mind: will the politicians finally shut the fuck up?! I do hope so. Then again, I also hope that if Florida can’t figure out how to vote this year that they are expelled from the Union and forced to form their own nation with Quebec, or something… I guess that’s just too much to hope for.