Gizmodo: See, as a woman, I knew there was a reason I learned about technology. Not so I can report on all the fabulous things going on in the industry, but because now I can enjoy things like a Bluetooth vibrator called The Toy that, incidentally, is linked to your cellphone and controlled by SMS messages.

Anyone want to guess as to how long it’ll take the wireless carriers to add an additional Sex-Themed Surcharge for their SMS messages? I mean they already charge an obscene amount of money, if you don’t have a text-messaging plan, but I know carriers… they’ll try to find a way to make more cash outta this than the base charge.

Of course, this puts a more subtle spin on phone sex, now that people won’t have to shove the entire [vibrating] phone into their skivvies while talking to their beloved…

Ah, the joy of technology.