Workout Guy: Yeah, well, I’ve got a performance problem… wait… [looks down] does this thing work? Yeah, so I’ve got this performance problem… and I told her that… we gave it some time, but now too many balls have dropped and I’ve this exposure problem…

–In a gym locker room

Done in the spirit of Overheard in New York. Not nearly as “exact” as their quotes, but, jeesh… made me wonder if a conversation about some kinda rash was about to begin.

Even so, while I was listening to it, I kept wondering what Jack and Chrissy would think of it.