MSNBC: Police were hoping Friday that molestation victims would step forward after a convicted child molester was arrested on charges of molesting a boy and authorities found logs suggesting that he abused thousands of children over 30 years across the United States as well as in Mexico and Brazil. […] Schwartzmiller was arrested in Everett, Wash., on May 23 while visiting a longtime family friend.

Sorry folks. Had I know that this human-shaped piece of fecal matter was so close to my current hometown, I woulda done something about it… like bought a shotgun and rented a bullet or two. Who could convict someone for popping a cap in this guy’s kneecap or one of his testicles? I wouldn’t. In fact it would have saved the courts a bit of time and tax payers a lot of money, but alas, no one knew about it until after he got shipped back to CA.

Can’t wait to see what O’Reilly has to say about this one…