Mildly Uneasy: Getting into a 30 year mortgage to buy a townhouse in a relatively new state and job that you’ve had for just over nine months.

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Mostly Disconcerting: Spending more than three times the amount of what you paid for your first townhouse on your soon-to-be second townhouse.

Extremely Fearful: The act of compressing more than half of your life savings [to date] into two different pieces of paper that you couldn’t convert back into cash if you wanted to.

Terrifyingly Debilitating: Leaving the afore mentioned two pieces of paper in your locker at the gym while you attempt to work out townhouse-endued frustrations and around the knowledge that it would take only six button presses to liberate the checks in question.

Yay me – it’s almost a done deal and I still have hair left to wash.

Saving Grace/Mind-Numbing Bliss: To be found at the bottom of six to twelve beer mugs this Friday night.