In a story that seems fitting for Valentine’s Day tomorrow, I have a web page to share, courtesy of MSN: Barbie and Ken Split. Even worse than the story it reports – that Barbie is now sporting a more JLo-friendly image, plans to hook up with Blaine-the-Aussie, and that Ken is moving on to greener pastures – is the fact that this story has been made into a story in the first place. In fact, I only saw it because it was listed on MSN’s home page as a “story to be noticed”.

The only way I can avoid feeling remorse at losing two minutes of my life while reading such trash, is to steal two minutes of your life, by sharing the web page with the world.